Meeting JKRowling is my deepest desire.
50% Harry Potter, 50% everything else. May be slightly obsessed with Sirius Orion Black . “Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.”
SLYTHERIN
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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

wintersoldier-iscoming:

when you and your friends see a hot person

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marauders4evr:

waitingforthelastcenturion:

#says the man who picked up the body of a dead woman who wanted nothing to do with him in life (via benjyfenwick

That tag though

(Source: hpandthecityofweepingangels)

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

anaivazz42:

clairvoyantsam:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

I love how people just
know

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poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god

thats-slightly-raven:

firelorcl:

thats-slightly-raven:

I wonder how many children are called yolo

I wonder how many children were conceived in yolo instead of ily

That’s a deep thought dude