"'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them'? Is that a textbook or a memoir from people who've visited Hagrid's house?"


- Ron Weasley at some point in school, maybe (via simplypotterheads)

(Source: simplypotterheads)

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

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Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

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rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

markiplier-reaction-posts:

Trying to point out the cute people to your friend in public like:

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the-goddamazon:

v-i-v-i-an:

daydreaminghipster:

georgeshelleyscleanwrists:

REBLOGGED EVERYTIME

so reblogable

Gahsbdnndndn

Just darker and darker…

prettyboyshyflizzy:

rampant-noodle:

with-the-dawn:

lolathelost:

Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.

This blew my mind

holy fucking shit

wow

(Source: seattlbites)

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin
    me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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akamine-chan:

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

This is the life of a cat owner.

(Source: majesdanes)

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

emanae:

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